Paris Hilton pulled a Lindsay Lohan!
Because karma is basically just another religious points system constantly being disproved by the rich and douchey, a lawsuit against Paris Hilton over fucking hair […]
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Someone stole Paris Hilton’s cake!
I’m not really sure who this Paz person is, other than he lives in Hollywood (I think) and he has an acoustic guitar and a […]
Paris Hilton made up with Kim Kardashian!
Oh joy, Paris Hilton (heretofore referred to as “Whore A”) and Kim Kardashian (heretofore referred to as “Whore B”) have apparently made and settled their feud. Yeah, […]
Kim said something nice about Paris? Really?
Now that Kim Kardashian has wrested the title of Most Annoying Famewhore away from Paris Hilton, Kim has decided to throw her old rival in […]
This is how Paris Hilton does community service …
After getting busted for cocaine possession in Las Vegas, Paris Hilton had to shoot a public service announcement in LA involving her riding shot gun […]
Paris Is Trying To One-Up Kim
Now that the world has forgotten Paris Hilton and is now so far up Kim Kardashian‘s ass they can see where the fat ends and […]
The Odd Couple: Paris Hilton and Brooke Mueller
Does anyone know how Paris Hilton suddenly became BFFs with Charlie Sheen‘s (quite wide-eyed) ex-wife Brooke Mueller? For some reason they just seem like a […]
Paris Hilton is *really* desperate now!
After realizing that her career was basically over and that she needed a new one, Paris Hilton decided to yank one up the only way […]
Oh look, the whores hate each other now!
Ha ha ha, Paris Hilton is sad now because everyone’s pretty much forgotten her skanky ass and are now all about Kim Kardashian‘s wide-load. Especially […]
WE WERE THIS CLOSE! THIS CLOSE!
Now that we’ve established that Paris Hilton‘s … is it a career? Can you actually call it a career if she doesn’t do anything? Well, […]
Let’s all pray that bump is just bloat!
I am so not ready for Paris Hilton to spawn … let’s just hope her mystery bump is simply a case of bloat! The other […]
Oh hey, Paris Hilton’s cleavage!
A very buxom Paris Hilton presents SuperMartxé Motorcycle Team at Hotel ME in Madrid, Spain on December 18th, 2010. PHOTOS | FAME PICTURES