Amanda Bynes to Lindsay Lohan: HA HA! Suck it!

Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes

Sure, Amanda Bynes may potentially be crazy, but even she’s lucid enough to know when a bitch who threw shade at her got bitch-slapped down by karma. So of course, when Lindsay Lohan immediately got arrested for a hit and run after calling out Amanda for getting charged for a hit and run, TMZ was there to make sure they caught every bit of the gloating that ensued.

We KNOW Amanda is still pissed over Lohan’s tweet Monday which read, “Why did I get put in jail and a nickelodeon star has had NO punishment(s) so far?” Bynes is griping … Lindsay has been convicted of multiple crimes (a rap sheet as long as her IMDB page), while Amanda has been convicted of nada. Still, Bynes is telling friends Lohan’s new legal troubles are “what she gets” for talking smack on Twitter … adding Lindsay simply is “not cool.”

And in case you’re wondering: Yes, Amanda is still kinda sorta maybe potentially insane. As in, she got kicked out of her spin class for taking off her clothes and spending ten minutes applying her makeup during class.

Gym sources tell us, Amanda was attending a 50-minute spin class at Equinox when she suddenly stopped participating in the class and aimlessly walked around looking to switch bikes. Once Amanda found a replacement — closer to the room’s giant mirror — we’re told Amanda started cycling again, but removed her top, revealing a “tiny black strapless push up bra … not a sports bra.” Roughly 25 minutes into the class, we’re told Amanda stopped cycling again — this time to pick up her Louis Vuitton purse … and reapply her makeup. According to sources, the actress was doing her makeup — lipstick, eyeliner, the whole shebang — for ten full minutes before the instructor grew furious and told her to get out, claiming he couldn’t BELIEVE someone was doing makeup in the middle of his spin class.

So if there’s any lesson in all of this, other than stay off the streets of L.A. and N.Y. unless you want to be killed by a child actor, it’s this: NEVER let your kids become actors. Seriously, name one child actor who made it out with their sanity relatively intact, and I’ll name 100 who didn’t.

Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes

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