Amanda Bynes obsessively hates Lindsay Lohan

Amanda Bynes and Lindsay Lohan

Because it’s not like they actually have careers to focus on any more (What are the chances they’re making a sequel to She’s The Man? What about Just My Luck 2: Electric Boogaloo?) Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes now finally have time to fulfil their ultimate destinies: hating each other for being reckless, irresponsible morons who clearly shouldn’t be behind the wheel of a car. Via Us Weekly

“She obsessively hates Lindsay,” says the Bynes pal. “She rambles about ‘that bitch Lindsay’ all the time.” While a rep for Lohan insists “there is no feud” between the two actresses, both 26, the former Disney darling and current troublemaker knows how to stir the pot.

“Why did I get put in jail and a Nickelodeon star has had NO punishment(s) so far?” Lohan tweeted September 16.

Bynes, who made a name for herself as a child star on Nickelodeon’s sketch comedy show, All That, is currently facing a DUI charge from an April arrest, two hit-and-run charges, as well as a charge for driving on a suspended license (police impounded her BMW in mid-September). Says an insider close to the troubled star, “Amanda is spiraling out of control. She won’t accept help from anybody … she’s completely lost.”

Once again, the easiest way to take care of this? Stick them both in go karts, give them a bunch of banana peels, koopa shells, and trick item boxes, and let them have at it! First one to lose all three balloons loses!

(Here are Amanda and Lindsay during happier, sober times!)

Amanda Bynes and Lindsay Lohan

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