So since Amanda Bynes had her driver’s license suspended, she’s been pulled over by a cop, and she’s been photographed lighting up a pipe in her car, so it’s pretty safe to assume that if you live in L.A., you now know how you’re going to die. Well, now Amanda has upped the ante on her carmaggedon by getting into a fender bender, which once again … is something she did while on a suspended license. Via Zap2It …
TMZ reports that Bynes was attempting to cover her face while driving her black BMW out of a parking lot on Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles. She then tapped the bumper of a white car in front of her. Both drivers left the scene without exchanging information. On Wednesday, the L.A. district attorney asked Judge Marsha Revel to address the conditions for Bynes’ freedom while awaiting trial, according to E! News. Judge Revel set a hearing for Sept. 21, adding, “It would seem like Ms. Bynes would need to be here in court on that day.”
Once again, I’d just like to reiterate here, but this is why you don’t let your daughters go into showbiz. Rarely does it end well. Sure, one day, they’re the cute little girls on a Disney show with the dancing lobsters, but the next, they’re re-enacting Mario Kart’s Rainbow Road on Sunset Boulevard. Seriously, if you’re hard up for getting them a job, just make them sweep the floor at Starbucks or something.