So yesterday, Ali Lohan debuted her new look: Half heroine chic, half looking exactly like her drunk, crackhead mother. Of course, the Internet shit itself because for once we had a scary skinny Lohan who wasn’t Lindsay, and now Ali’s Dad, Michael “Mesh Shirt” Lohan, has stopped kicking vaginas for just long enough to talk to RadarOnline about how this is all the industry’s fault and has nothing to do with the fact that he and Dina Lohan are terrible parents.
“It’s scary to see my daughter looking like this,” her father Michael Lohan exclusively told RadarOnline. “Ali was always on the thin side but seeing how much weight she’s lost there appears to be a drastic change that concerns me.” Ali has been living with Lindsay this summer, attending concerts, weddings and dinners out, but her father says that he is concerned about his youngest daughter. “This industry has a way of having a harmful affect on one’s health and well being. To see what Lindsay has gone through is one thing, I certainly hope Ali isn’t going through the same thing.”
Yes, this is because of the industry … it has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that you and Dina are insane enablers who are constantly permitting your kids to do whatever the fuck they want while forcing them into a business rife with excess. No sir. I’m sure it’s someone else’s fault that an impressionable child who is your legal responsibility might be going off the rails soon. Award yourself a gold star, good sir.
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