I really don’t have anything else to add to this. NBC weatherman Al Roker sharted himself in the White House. MAJESTIC. TMZ reports …
Roker — who got his stomach stapled in March 2002 — shared his most embarrassing moment on Dateline last night, saying he was covering an event at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave a month after his operation … when he felt the urge to let one rip. Roker said, “I probably went off and ate something I wasn’t supposed to. And as I’m walking to the press room, [I’m thinking] well, I gotta pass a little gas here. I’m walking by myself. Who’s gonna know? Only a little something extra came out. I pooped my pants.” Roker said he beelined for the restroom to dump his underwear in the trash — and proceeded to go commando the rest of the day.
Is Al Roker the most badass person in the world? Possibly. The guy accidentally takes a dump in his pants in the middle of the most important building in America, and the covertly eliminates it like it ain’t no thang. Al has forgotten more about not giving a frak then you could ever possibly hope to know.
