Despite the fact that earlier today, I got into a pretend shouting match with MTV for enabling Twilight and the millions of delusional little girls who will go through life thinking it’s fine to bang sparkly vampires as long as your baby falls in love with an adult werewolf (that book was weird), the MTV Movie Awards did actually have some good parts. Like a brand new look at the upcoming The Dark Knight Rises (July 20th), which once again proves that Batman will always be the least interesting part of everything he’s in. Sorry Bats. Even Robin is more psychologically compelling than you.
