In all the hoopla of the Acacemy Award nominations, the snubs, the surprises, and the shameless guessing I may or may not have made regarding who would win (PUT ALL OF MY LIFE SAVINGS ON SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK) we almost forgot that the People’s Choice Awards were last night. Yes, the People’s Choice Awards; they’re basically the Oscars‘ not-as-hot sister who makes up for it by putting out at the drop of a hat. Anyway, here’s the full list of winners from the National Post:
FAVORITE MOVIE
The Hunger GamesFAVORITE ON-SCREEN CHEMISTRY
Jennifer / Josh / Liam, The Hunger GamesFAVORITE FAN FOLLOWING
Twihards, TwilightFAVORITE ACTION MOVIE
The Hunger GamesFAVORITE SONG
What Makes You Beautiful, One DirectionFAVORITE ACTION MOVIE STAR
Chris HemsworthFAVORITE MOVIE FRANCHISE
The Hunger GamesFAVORITE CABLE TV COMEDY
AwkwardFAVORITE COMEDIC TV ACTOR
Chris ColferFAVORITE SCI-FI/FANTASY TV SHOW
SupernaturalFAVORITE COUNTRY ARTIST
Taylor SwiftFAVORITE BAND
Maroon 5FAVORITE COMEDIC MOVIE ACTRESS
Jennifer AnistonFAVORITE LATE-NIGHT TV HOST
Jimmy FallonFAVORITE DAYTIME TV HOST
The Ellen DeGeneres ShowFAVORITE COMEDIC TV ACTRESS
Lea MicheleFAVORITE MOVIE ACTRESS
Jennifer LawrenceFAVORITE BREAKOUT ARTIST
The WantedFAVORITE DRAMATIC TV ACTRESS
Ellen PompeoFAVORITE DRAMATIC TV ACTOR
Nathan FillionFAVORITE FACE OF HEROISM
Jennifer Lawrence, The Hunger GamesFAVORITE POP ARTIST
Katy PerryFAVORITE NETWORK TV DRAMA
Grey’s AnatomyFAVORITE DRAMATIC MOVIE ACTRESS
Emma Watson
See what I mean? Puts out like that. There’s no other reason why anyone would spend this much time pretending like One Direction isn’t just five auto-tuned newborns with funny wigs. Can you imagine if millions of people actually liked thinly manufactured music that panders to the lowest common denominator? HILARIOUS!