Meet Twilight’s Chuckesmee … creepiest doll ever!
I’ve been going back on forth whether to post this piece for the better part of a day now. The “for” argument being that it […]
Month: November 2013
Charlie Sheen & Brooke Mueller: Best parents ever?
I’ve been purposefully ignoring the latest spat between Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller, mostly because I’m already following one crack-smoking famous person and there’s no […]
Sneak Peek: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
Today’s kind of a slow news day — I’m literally reporting on Justin Bieber and Katy Perry‘s Twitter followers, it’s that bad — so here’s […]
Gwyneth Paltrow to Vanity Fair: “GOOP SMASH!”
Gwyneth Paltrow is still feuding with Vanity Fair over that piece they were writing about her allegedly hooking up with a billionaire, and GOOP is […]
Giveaway: Celine Dion’s ‘Loved Me Back To Life’
WINNERS: @helyn4 @zacharyfunk @MMchell40 Happy New Music Tuesday! Today the incredible Celine Dion is releasing her first English-language album in six years, Loved Me Back […]
Katy Perry has the highest following on Twitter!
Because this is apparently a thing that people care about, Katy Perry has surpassed Justin Bieber as the most followed person on Twitter. Aaaaaaaaaaand cue […]
Miley Cyrus may have done it with Benji Madden
If you were a hormonal teen during the aughts, chances are you listened to a lot of Good Charlotte because your pubescent years were a […]
Justin Bieber got hit in the face with a water bottle!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! … what, were you expecting me to make a witty bon mot about Justin Bieber getting hit in the face with a water bottle? […]
Lea Michele opens up to ELLE about Cory Monteith
I’m still so bummed out over the unfortunate passing of Glee star Cory Monteith, and my heart totally went out to his girlfriend and co-star, […]
Giveaway: Tickets to see Jessie Ware in LA!
WINNERS: @isaacbonyuet @VoodooHipster Win Tickets to See Jessie Ware in Concert! Win tickets to see British sensation Jessie Ware live in concert on November 19th […]
Kris Jenner might secretly be Joan Crawford!
I’ve made a lot of jokes about Kris Jenner is secretly Joan Crawford (as well as the devil / an evil spider demon / a […]
Justin Bieber got caught sneaking out of a brothel
Guess what happens when you pluck a teenager from obscurity and give them all the money they could ever need, an inflated sense of self-importance, […]