Close out the week with Pandora Boxx, Willam & Alyssa Edwards
So this week can eat its own ass. Its own narrow, twerking ass. The narrow twerking ass that sent the web into a gawddamn tizzy […]
Month: August 2013
Kris Jenner made a sex tape with Bruce?
Remember when they tried to kill Kris Jenner‘s awful talk show, except they didn’t actually kill it because destroying evil of that caliber requires a […]
Farrah Abraham: Writing the next “Fifty Shades of Grey?”
Famewhore Farrah Abraham‘s greatest assets have always been her implants her inability to understand just how little talent she actually has and her willingness to do […]
Lamar Odom got arrested for a DUI
Remember how Lamar Odom went missing after every found out he had an alleged drug problem? Well, somehow the whole messy situation is getting worse […]
Details on Futurama’s series finale
Futurama is going off the air for a second time, which is a shame because it’s probably one of the smartest shows on television to […]
Sharon Needles and Alaska start a fire on ‘Pure Camp’
After a morning spent banishing Miley Cyrus to The Hall of I’m Not Talking About This and coming to grips with the fact that Kris […]
Thank you, Billy Ray Cyrus
"Mile, if twerkin woulda been invented…. And I had a foam finger…. I woulda done the same thang you did." – DAD — Miley Cyrus […]
Kris Jenner’s talk show isn’t cancelled … yet
Yesterday morning I woke up all giddy with anticipation over the news that Kris Jenner‘s talk show had been cancelled. I swear, it was like […]
Justin Bieber: Busted for driving w/o a proper license
Hey, remember Justin Bieber? He was the other white teenage pop star who grew up and started pretending he was black. Well, turns out he’s […]
Bryan Cranston will not be Lex Luthor
A little while back, a rumor started going around that Breaking Bad star Bryan Cranston would be playing Lex Luthor in the upcoming Man of […]
UGH: Lil Twist’s “Twerk” featuring Miley & Justin
(This is the eyeroll to end all eyerolls!) Hey, you know what we haven’t talked enough about yet? Miley Cyrus twerking. Well, let’s fix that […]
‘AHS: Coven’ gets a release date + a new teaser!
It’s almost the end of summer, which means it’s about time for a new season of FX’s Emmy-nominated show American Horror Story to get underway. […]