Kim Kardashian is still trying to convince us she won’t pimp out her baby girl!
Ever since Kim Kardashian got pregnant, she’s been trying to convince the world that she’s a super private person. You know, because private people dress […]
Month: June 2013
Simon Cowell got egged on live TV!
I’m not sure how many talent competition Simon Cowell is currently judging, but I swear, the guy is pretty much running a cottage industry that […]
Justin Bieber is getting sued again!
When we last left Justin Bieber, he had allegedly stolen a photographer’s memory card, because that’s perfectly legal, right? Going up to people and stealing […]
Kim Kardashian: The paparazzi are threatening me!
Kim Kardashian has made a career out of circular logic by convincing the paparazzi to photograph her because she’s famous because the paparazzi photograph her. […]
John Oliver talks taking over ‘The Daily Show’
If you haven’t heard by now, Jon Stewart is taking a small leave of absence from The Daily Show to direct a movie based on […]
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber split up yet again!
If you haven’t been following them because, unlike me, you’re not contractually obligated to care if Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are doing it, allow […]
Kris Jenner is trying to sell Kim & Kanye’s baby pics!
Remember when Kim Kardashian tried to pretend like she wouldn’t use her baby for money and attention? Well, to the surprise of literally no one, […]
Justin Bieber and the case of the stolen memory card!
It’s been almost two weeks since Justin Bieber acted like a petulant teenager with no concept of reality or how his actions affect people around […]
NIN: New album details, artwork and first single!
Last week, Trent Reznor announced that he had just finished a brand-new album with Nine Inch Nails, and everyone who was alive during the 90’s […]
Justin Bieber might be going to space
Justin Bieber is quickly burning through whatever goodwill he and his stupid hair built up during the early days of his fame, so it only […]
Red Band Trailer: Aubrey Plaza gets dirty for ‘The To Do List’
Here’s the first trailer for The To Do List (opening July 26th), a movie about Aubrey Plaza losing her virginity in a hilarious way. I […]
Kanye West won’t be with Kim in the delivery room!
In case Kanye West hasn’t made it abundantly clear that he doesn’t want anything to do with Kim Kardashian or the fame-baby he pumped into […]