‘Men In Black III’ dethroned ‘The Avengers’
Men in Black III, the new installment in the series that you never knew you wanted and still aren’t sure you really needed, finally managed to usurp […]
Month: May 2012
The Muppets Present: The longest blooper reel ever!
There’s never a bad time for The Muppets, so since I just forced you to read about Kim Kardashian, consider this my way of apologizing. […]
Kim Kardashian has flying issues
If you know anything about Kim Kardashian, it’s that she’s unpleasant, self-promotional, and will say anything as long as it gets her press. So of […]
Madonna covered Gaga! THIS MEANS WAR!
I’m assuming someone checked their watch and thought “My word, it’s been almost four months since we had a contrived feud between Lady Gaga and […]
Justin Bieber allegedly beat up a photographer
In the on-going war between stupid assholes and entitled brats, there are no winners; only losers. Which brings me to the current legal clusterfrak between […]
Summer Games by Bravo!
There’s no question in my mind that Bravo is my favorite cable channel (Showtime is my favorite premium cable channel), so I was completely giddy […]
New songs from the late Whitney Houston
It’s still hard for me to write ‘the late’ Whitney Houston. She will always remain one of my favorite ladies of music, even though she […]
Details on Kanye West’s movie …
The best thing a writer will ever learn how to do is edit. And I don’t just mean “go over your work and fix the […]
‘The Apparition’ trailer is getting all meta
The new trailer for The Apparition was released yesterday, featuring Ashley Greene, Draco Malfoy (whoops! I meant Tom Felton) and Sebastian Stan battling ghosts that […]
Nicole Kidman sexted her ‘Paperboy’ director?
Short version of the story: kinda but not really. Long story: Nicole Kidman was so enamored with the chance to play a nymphomaniac in The […]
Britney Spears walked off ‘X Factor’?
Just yesterday, the world learned that Britney Spears was more or less being paid for her The X Factor gig with delicious fried chicken, Doritos, […]
Jenna Jameson got arrested for a DUI
Earlier in the morning today, Jenna Jameson sucked a few too many down (1) rammed herself head-first into a pole (2) and was then taken […]