Lindsay Lohan hooked up with Terry Richardson?
Because Lindsay Lohan apparently has some sort of thing for banging gargoyles (see: Ronson, Samantha) it probably shouldn’t come as any surprise that reports are […]
Month: March 2012
Tila Tequila is going to rehab!
Last time Tila Tequila almost went to rehab, it was because she was trying to get into Dr. Drew‘s fake famewhore rehab, but now that […]
Hulk Hogan has a sex tape now
What’s that? You were planning on sleeping tonight? Well screw your REM, bitch, because your nightmares are about to be invaded by the Lovecraftian horror […]
Nice bald spot, Kim Kardashian
It looks like the stress of getting paid millions of dollars to do absolutely nothing is finally getting to Kim Kardashian, because the poor girl […]
Snooki is really pregnant!
Well, to the shock and surprise of pretty much no one at this point, Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi managed to snag a deal with Us Weekly […]
Hollywood responds to Kirk Cameron
In case you missed it, ’80s sitcom star Kirk Cameron still banana-rama-nucking-futs, which probably shouldn’t surprise you since he thinks the fact that bananas are […]
Uggie is Nintendo’s new spokesdog!
Presented ALMOST without comment because OMG … Uggie, Mario and video games! I JUST PEED.
Tina Fey backed out on LiLo’s SNL gig
You might remember that Tina Fey was the writer of Mean Girls, which basically means she’s the one responsible for making Lindsay Lohan the star […]
Adele thinks her house is haunted!
After yesterday’s veritable bonanza of crazy and weird to draw stories from, we’re faced with another dry news day, which means we’re going to have […]
An interview with Yellow Ostrich
In 2009, Lawrence University student Alex Schaaf experimented in his dorm room on a musical project he called Yellow Ostrich. Under this moniker, Schaaf digitally […]
Tila Tequila is a mess
It’s been a couple months since Tila Tequila has been on the blog, so you have to figure that it would take a doozy of […]
Patricia Heaton sounds just lovely
I’m not sure if you heard about this, but there’s this little debate about women’s contraception raising that could be one of those make-or-break moments […]