Jim Rash mocked Angelina Jolie’s right leg!
So last night, Community fans everywhere peed themselves a tiny bit as Jim Rash (who plays Dean Pelton) picked up an Oscar for Best Adapted […]
Month: February 2012
Adam Sandler sets the record for sucking!
Did you see Jack and Jill? Trick question! Because if you actually did see that gigantic pile of crap, you probably committed suicide. But worry […]
Katy Perry dropped $50,000 on cooking lessons
Just to give you a glimpse into the crazed carnival ride that was last night’s Academy Awards after-parties, I’m giving you this story about Katy […]
Sean Young got arrested at an Oscar bash!
So The Academy Awards were last night, and for once I skipped the whole thing because why take a test when you know all the […]
Sacha Baron Cohen dumped ashes on Seacrest!
So after being banned from The Oscars by the Academy because they were worried he might break tradition by actually doing something entertaining, Sacha Baron […]
Jean Dujardin’s French F-Bomb at the Oscars
Is it just me, or is there something just inherently sexy about hot men saying dirty words? Just me? Anyhoo, Jean Dujardin picked up a […]
Oscar Winners 2012!
In case you missed The 84th Annual Academy Awards aka The Oscars, here are the winners! I was thrilled to see The Artist win Best […]
Stephen Hawking loves sex clubs!
Did I mention it’s a slow news week? Because it’s a SLOW NEWS WEEK, as exemplified by this story about how famed British theoretical physicist […]
Justin Bieber is suing a mobile app!
So despite the fact that the “oh my God, Justin Bieber‘s last name sounds like beaver!” jokes have been around for years (and not one […]
Chris Brown snatched some girl’s iPhone!
I’ve been trying to hold off on the Chris Brown stories as of late, mostly because you can only beat the “Chris Brown is a […]
Gerard Butler is in rehab!
Is it too soon to blame this all on Brandi Glanville? It is? Ugh … anyway, Gerard Butler has checked himself into rehab for a […]
Ray J leaks his sex life with Kim Kardashian
HA! Get it? Because the only reason Kim Kardashian is famous is because Ray J peed on her in a sex tape that she sold […]