Usher shouldn’t park in a handicapped spots!
I think we can all agree that people who park in a handicapped spot, despite being completely abled, are total douchebags. I mean yes, super, […]
Month: October 2011
Everyone on DWTS hates Kim Kardashian!
Quick! What does Rob Kardashian do? HA! Trick question. He does absolutely nothing. He’s got a famous last name and that’s the only reason you’re […]
Say hello to the old Courtney Stodden!
Ever since she first inexplicably shot to fame by marrying a fifty-one-year-old character actor, Courtney Stodden has been vocally defending her realness. Oh, I’m sorry, […]
Monsters – Lady Gaga vs. Michael Jackson
† FROM DJ PAUL V. Well, it’s almost here kiddies – Halloween! For our last mashup for this epic holiday, of course we must feature […]
Mo’Nique is still awesome!
Admittedly, Mo’Nique has kind of been laying low ever since she won her Oscar last year for Best Supporting Actress for her performance in Precious, […]
Michael Lohan got arrested … again!
Soooooo … who didn’t see this one coming? Absolutely no one? Well then. Less than half a day after Michael Lohan was released, the dumbass […]
Fleshlight offers Lindsay Lohan $1 Million!
Since Lindsay Lohan has pretty much zero chances of ever being a serious actress again because her only current project is a stunt-casting, famewhoring biopic […]
The Edgar Allen Poe House could be closing!
The Edgar Allen Poe House and Museum is sadly on the brink of closure. The infamous Baltimore landmark is far from self-sufficient, thus its losing […]
Watch: Beyoncé’s ‘Party’ (featuring J. Cole)
Oh my word, Beyoncé must have went crazy shooting music videos before her baby bump (it sounds like she’s having a little girl) appeared! Here’s […]
Courtney Stodden talks about the pumpkin patch!
I think both Jeremy Feist and I are slightly fascinated (and freaked out) by teen bride / famewhore Courtney Stodden (is she really just seventeen-years-old?!), […]
Fitness freaks create Celebrity Frankenstein!
We’re all guilty of doing this. Who hasn’t looked at a hot-bodied celeb and thought, “I want their …” Guilty! Survey takers plucked their favorite […]
Kim and Kris are heading towards divorce?
Get ready to start setting your Tivo to record Kim’s Fairytale Divorce, because apparently Kim Kardashian and husband Kris Humphries are on the outs because […]