‘Burlesque’ opens today! Go see it!
The other night I caught a screening of Burlesque which I ended up thoroughly enjoying! It’s certainly not going to win any awards (maybe a […]
Month: November 2010
FitnessBytes: Make the grade!
Mr. Schuester is a schmuck but Matthew Morrison is fine as fuck! The hot teach gives a fitness lesson in the new Details; pencils up! […]
The Kardashians have a book now!
When you think of Kardashians, the last word you’ll think of is “literary geniuses”. Well, actually, the last words you’ll think about are “elegance” or […]
Kanye West has mouth diarrhea … again!
Now that Kanye West has reminded the world that he can make a decent album that people won’t shut the hell up about (yes, I […]
Dr. Ryan wasn’t going to nip or tuck Heidi anymore!
And now for the continuation of the on-going saga that is Heidi Montag‘s freaky-ass Bride of Frankenstein carcass she calls a body: Today, one of […]
A new Paris Hilton reality show? Really? Ugh!
Paris Hilton got busy filming for her new Oxygen network reality show in Beverly Hills on November 23rd, 2010. Paris arrived in a Tahoe only […]
Miley Cyrus is legal, y’all!
Good news everyone! Miley Cyrus‘ vagina can no longer get you sent to jail for statutory rape! Which must be a huge weight off of […]
Courtney Love is a diamond thief now!
Somewhere between posing nude on Twitter, ranting on Facebook, and making new music (HA! Just kidding, she’s not doing that), Courtney Love has apparently added […]
Who let Lindsay behind the wheel again?!
Now that Lindsay Lohan is slowly starting readjust to normal society, some dipshit has decided to let the girl drive a car again, because Lindsay […]
Heidi Montag was in love with her plastic surgeon!
Because of fucking course she was, a friend of the now deceased Dr. Frank Ryan is coming forward, saying that Heidi Montag was actually in […]
Taylor Momsen is on ‘indefinite hiatus’!
Bad news for those of you who like terrible, terrible television: Taylor Momsen has been shitcanned from Gossip Girl. Well, not “shitcanned” per se, more […]
TelevisionBytes: It’s all about Atlanta!
It’s all about babies on The Real Housewives of Atlanta. The veteran Bravo series moved to Sunday nights earlier this month and has shown no […]