In today’s edition of “weirdest celebrity feud ever”, it turns out Zach Galifianakis and January Jones actually hate each other with an unbridled passion. Yeah, I didn’t see that one coming either. It turns out, the two of them met a while ago at a party, and after ten minutes of talking, January unleashed a batch of weapons-grade bitch all over him because, well, that’s just what she does. She probably uses it to to incapacitate small creatures so her body can metabolize them like a Venus Flytrap.
He explained, “It was crazy. I was at a party — I’d never met her — and she was like, ‘Come sit down.’ So I sit at her table and talk for 10 minutes, and she goes, ‘I think it’s time for you to leave now.’”
“So I say, ‘January, you are an actress in a show and everybody’s going to forget about you in a few years, so f*cking be nice,’ and I got up and left. And she thinks that’s funny.’”
TSL then asked if Zach would ever do a sex scene with January — and he replied, “I wouldn’t want to. I’d hate it.” SOURCE
So we can now cross of Zach Glovefanakira from the list of potential people who got January Jones’ eggo preggo! I mean, yeah, that still leaves pretty much the rest of Hollywood, but if anything we can just go through everyone and see which of them think January Jones is a total bitch who they’d never let near their penis. If that doesn’t whittle the list down to almost nothing, I don’t know what will.
