Okay, not really. The universe is kind, but it is not THAT kind. Anyway, here’s the latest episode of Funny or Die‘s web show Between Two Ferns, which features Justin Bieber because when you have Tila Tequila on your show, the worst you can do after that is a lateral move. Zach Galifianakis does a fair job raking him across the coals while being goofy enough to let everyone know it’s on the level, while Justin’s acting proves that he is … definitely a singer. I mean my gosh, you’re playing yourself here. You could stand to add a bit of oomph to this.