Because apparently, an animated kids movie based on a Dr. Seuss book is one massive pussy parade, Zac Efron brought a condom with him to the premiere of The Lorax, because hey, you never know right? You’re sitting there in the theater, when all of a sudden some celebrity cougar mom starts making the moves on you while a mustachioed demon with the voice of Danny DeVito lectures you about environmentalism, and then whoops, you’re humping in the bathroom. But hey, kudos to Zac for at least being smart enough to carry around a condom. Hey, sexual health is important, so it’s good to see someone being responsible about these things. Also: it looks like he’s packing down below too. I know a Magnum when I see one. Get it gurl!
