I don’t – What is – I can’t even – WHAAAAAAAAAAA?!?! No, seriously, Hollywood Life just reported that Zac Efron and Nicki Minaj hooked up once, and it needs to explain itself right now because my entire world view has just been flipped around like a cheap steak.
Are Zac and Nicki Hollywood’s latest secret hookup? It appears so, in a new report that claims they had sex in July! “Zac and Nicki shared a steamy night together. Nicki took Zac to her house in West Hollywood. She said he was the best lover she’s ever had,” a source told Star magazine. Wow! Talk about an explosive report. If it’s true, we wonder if it was a one-time affair — and if it happened in the throes of Zac’s alleged drug addiction? Also — will Drake, 26, get jealous from all these juicy alleged details about Nicki?
No, seriously, how did this happen? I’m just trying to figure out the logistics behind this, but the only mental image that comes back is someone smashing a Ken doll between a pair of beach balls. The sheer physicality of this just made my brain in the balls, and yet there is nothing I’d like more than to see this happen before my eyes. Is that weird? I just want to confirm that this is phsyically possible.