Because of fucking course she does, Paris Hilton may be doing coke after all. If you’ll remember, she’s been trotting out lame excuse after lame excuse for the past week now, including I don’t have time for coke, I thought the coke was gum or It wasn’t my purse because I’d never buy anything non-designer. Unfortunately, it looks like the purse she had at the time bears a striking resemblance to one she bought in July. And by that I mean it was the big stupid cokewhore’s purse.
A photograph posted by Paris Hilton more than a month prior to her drug arrest in Las Vegas could blow up her claim that the purse she was carrying — which contained cocaine — did not belong to her, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. In mid-July, Paris Tweeted a photograph of a purse and wrote: “Love My New Chanel Purse I Got Today :)” That purse appears to be identical to the purse she was carrying when arrested on cocaine possession charges in Las Vegas last weekend. SOURCE
Oh God, I cannot wait for her next lame ass excuse. The cocaine? I don’t do cocaine. Seriously, that is just soooooo 2004. Everyone knows the in drug now is crystal meth. Oh my God, I totally picked some up the other day outside this super trendy club in WeHo, and… Wait, sorry, I think my lawyer just shot himself. Do any of you poor people know the number for 911?