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Yup, Bristol Palin’s still modest!

Yup, Bristol Palin’s still modest!
September 21, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

There are a lot of things that Bristol Palin clearly does not understand. Like why you shouldn’t advocate celibacy as a realistic form of birth control and STD prevention. Or why you should always wear a condom. Or where the sun goes at night. Well, here’s something else to add to the list of things she doesn’t understand: The definition of modesty.

Here she is last night making her debut on Dancing With The Stars where she tries (and fails pretty miserably) to be all hot and sexy but really just ends up coming across as having all the raw, uninhibited passion of a panda beaten with the stupid stick. All I know is that even Levi Johnston‘s flat-ass could have danced better with that, and I’m pretty sure the boy is legally brain-dead.