yuck! a paris hilton blow-up doll!

oh lordy! do we really need an inflatable version of paris hilton? i was just about to eat lunch and i think i lost my appetite! even though it doesn’t look like the ‘real’ paris on the box cover they are still marketing it as a ms. hilton endorsed product – part of their ‘super star series’! i love the quote i’m a filthy-rich bitch…and i mean filthy! oi vey – popbytes over & out for now…xxoo!


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  • Rosalie

    This has to be good news for Charlie Sheen, he can add to his collection….

  • Linda Jo

    I think they should call it “the paris-site” doll….

  • linda

    Her family must be very proud!

  • Moe

    Finally, she is being put to good use.

  • http://Mary Mary

    You could probably have a more intelligent conversation with the blow-up version of Paris!

  • Dee

    Has Paris ever heard of Jenna Jamison?? Thats a filthy rich bitch laughing all the way to the bank! This is the career she should have, she would be the biggest porn star EVER!!!! It would be her best move yet!

  • Chris Poggi

    The blow up doll probably has a higher IQ than She does

  • Anonymous

    Now with 100% more VD!

  • Wandell

    well, at least this version of Paris can’t talk.

  • http://www.bob.com BOB

    Where can you buy it? How much does it cost? Does it come with a matching Nicky doll?

  • Sapphire Hilton

    that doll is a joke it dosent even look at all like paris hilton its pathetic… hahahahahahahaha paris would have come out with something better looking then that piece of plastic
    you all are jealuos of paris cause shes hotter then all you fat ass creeps that have nothing better to do then fuck plastic