| you didnt hear it from me…by nikkib issue no. 8 on popbytes Is it just me or was this a slooow week for gossip?! It’s all Mary-Kate, Britney or babies and I’m bored with that! I’ve had a few people ask me recently about my favorite celebrity mags (rags?), so I’ll tell you the three I like best and why…let’s count ‘em down. |  |
3 – US Weekly
I can’t even believe my beloved US Weekly is in third place, but it just isn’t catty enough. If they aren’t careful, I’m afraid I’m going to start reading heartwrentching stories about young Billy Smith and his diabetic dog soon. That’s a slam toward PEOPLE, if you didn’t catch that. You don’t want to get me started on how worthless PEOPLE is.
2 – In Touch Weekly
There’s nothing I love better than seeing pictures of celebrities looking like crap and they’ve got ‘em by the barrelful at In Touch!
1 – STAR
Oh, thank you Bonnie Fuller, you bitch! Bonnie Fuller used to be the editor over at US Weekly when it reigned as #1. I’m afraid they lost their edge when old Bonnie moved over to STAR.
Go grab a copy of one of these bad boys and enjoy your weekend! I promise I’ll dig up more dirt next week.
Um…peek cullah? Nicole Kidman was thrown out of a nail bar after she failed to specify exactly which shade of polish she was after, reports a British newspaper. The Oscar-winning beauty, 37, was taking a break from filming The Interpreter in New York when she visited the beauty salon and was told to exit by the manicurist for dithering over which exact tone of red she wanted her nails to be painted. A source tells the Daily Star, ‘Nicole seemed otherwise preoccupied. Presumably her mind was on her work. But the assistant was hardly sympathetic and was very impatient.’ – {imdb.com}
Why does this not surprise me?? Jennifer Lopez had a unique way of getting out of having sex with ex-husband Ojani Noa ‘ she would run to the bathroom and pretend to throw up. Noa exposes J.Lo’s bedroom secrets on ‘Young, Sexy & Spoiled,’ a one-hour special airing on the WE channel July 18. Sex-starved Noa reveals that he knew the honeymoon was over when J. Lo would claim she had to vomit whenever he wanted to sleep with her. The former waiter adds that his suspicions were confirmed when ‘people saw her with Puffy in Miami and that began the whole controversy with her cheating behind my back, and it upset me a lot.’ – {PageSix.com}
Britney, proving she really is an idiot, stands to lose half her fortune. Britney Spears insists she’s marrying for love, not money ‘ and the pop tart is resisting pressure from her parents to force her fiance, dancer Kevin Federline, to sign a prenuptial agreement. Spears, worth $100 million, reportedly had to pay for her own $40,000, 5-carat engagement ring, and has put Federline on her permanent payroll as he has no money of his own. Spears’ mother, Lynne, is said to be distraught over Spears’ blind love. According to Star, her dad, Jamie, begged her to demand a prenup ‘ to no avail. The couple, who have known each other a scant three months, have already bought a house on Mulholland Drive and are making wedding preparations for November. Sources told Star that Lynne is hurt because Spears told her assistant the good news about the engagement before she told her mother. Britney has shrieked at her mom, ‘This is my life, let me live it!’ Under California law, if Spears and Federline marry without a prenup, he could get half her fortune should they divorce. Meanwhile, gawker.com adds Spears has been looking to sell her NoHo apartment, probably because Federline, a country boy, doesn’t like the big city. – {PageSix.com}
Please make the Paris Hilton/Nick Carter relatoinship go away! Paging Paris Hilton ‘ your boyfriend, Nick Carter, had a sweet tooth for the buxom babe serving Lee’s ice cream outside the PlayStation 2 House in the Hamptons last weekend. The former Backstreet Boy successfully got the busty blonde’s phone number while Paris wasn’t looking, and later tried to arrange a late-night rendezvous. While we’re told the caddish Carter never got his desired scoop, the likes of P. Diddy, the Rev. Al Sharpton, Beyonce and Aretha Franklin all in dulged ‘ in the ice cream, not the gorgeous gal serving it. – {PageSix.com}
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