Good news everyone! Rihanna is jumping on the celebrity fragrance bandwagon with her own perfume, Reb’l Fleur. What will it smell like? Beats the fuck outta me. Usually there’s some asset of the celebrity’s personality I can use to predict the fragrance (for instance: Kim Kardashian‘s perfume smells like piss. Coincidence? I don’t think so), but with Rihanna … ummmm, what will she smell like, vanilla? Yeah, that sounds right.
“Over the years, I layered many different scents to get something that was truly my own,” she says. “But I wanted…something that said ‘Rihanna was here.’ Something delicious and special, a fragrance with subtle hints that linger and leave a sexy memory.” The end result recalls the star’s Caribbean upbringing with ripe fruits and sumptuous florals, as well as a musky mix of vanilla, patchouli and amber. SOURCE
Read: They pulled out a bottle of smelly water and a checkbook. Cha-ching! And by the way, vanilla was in there. Called it! Well, whatever. To be honest, considering my entire purpose here is to be bitchy and scathing (instead of being a sell-out …) I honestly can’t come up with anything bad to say about Rihanna. Seriously, the girl’s been relatively saintly compared to other pop stars. So instead, let’s just all remember what a terrible person Chris Brown is.