Ashton Kutcher Doesn’t Actually Think The World Will End

Ashton Kutcher Doesn’t Actually Think The World Will End
January 24, 2011 JEREMY FEIST

So a little while ago, Ashton Kutcher gave an interview about how he stayed in shape because he was afraid the world was going to end because… Ummm, 2012? Yeah, that sounds right. Anyway, he’s going on the record to say that he doesn’t actually think the world is going to end because he still has a functioning brain.

“Here’s the thing: you do these interviews for like a Men’s Fitness or something, and they’re always asking you like, why do you work out, what’s your motivation to stay in shape?” Kutcher said. “And you really don’t want to say I want to look good, I want to be healthy, it doesn’t really sound fun. So I kind of got going on this roll of the apocalypse and I thought she was getting the joke, and I read the article and she really didn’t get the joke.” SOURCE

Oh thank God, Ashton Kutcher hasn’t completely lost it. I hate to break it to all the crazies out there, but 2012? Not happening. I know, you must all be crushed that the world isn’t going to come to an end, but if you’re that desperate for the world to end, you can always just shut yourself in your little apocalypse bunker and watch Roland Emmerich movies for the rest of your life.