Because doing random sh!t and posting it on Instagram is considered art now, James Franco decided to jerk off onto a Batman mask last night and then post the semen-covered result on the web with the caption “50 Shades of Batman and Robin.” Oh, and apparently it was supposed to be a fetish piece, even though Franco’s last attempt at being all artistic about fetish was Interior Leather Bar, and it was self-indulgent shlock. (Seriously, I’ve talked to a good twenty people who saw it, and they all hated it.) Look, let’s be real about this: Art is supposed to be about expressing the human condition. It’s about refining you craft, and turning nothing into amazing somethings through hard work and dedication. THIS is art. Cumming on Batman is what you do on a Thursday night when The Daily Show is in reruns.
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