Can we talk about Willam Belli? All right, so if you’re watching RuPaul’s Drag Race right now — AND YOU BETTER BE — you know by now that Willam was disqualified from the show yesterday, for what RuPaul cryptically called ‘breaking the rules,’ thus saving Phi Phi O’Hara from going home. Because let’s face it, she would have gone home. Between the high heels coming off, the wig flying away, the forgotten words … she was a mess. Team Sharon Needles, hunty. Anyway, following the shocking disqualification, Willam spoke to Entertainment Weekly about her exit, but didn’t exactly shed light on anything …
So, everyone will be dying to know: What happened with the disqualification?
Oh, f—, I didn’t win?
You’re pulling the funny here, but what really happened?
What do you think I did?
I don’t know — you were barfing there on the runway. Are you bulimic and that’s against the rules?
Here’s the thing: I had an abortion. The anesthesia just made me sick. I will say this: I wasn’t caught doing anything. Everything that I did, I admitted and I brought to everyone’s attention.
Why do you have to be cryptic about what happened on last night’s episode?
Oh, no, no — not at all. We don’t have to be cryptic. It’s my choice. I want people to keep tuning in. Maybe watch me at the reunion.
So, we’ll find out what happens at the reunion?
Yeah, or maybe everyone should write into the network and say, “We want Willam — give him his own show!” Or, some bulls— like that, “Put him on Drag U!” That kind of crap.
I’m actually a little sad to see Willam go. I mean, say what you will about her, but the bitch was funny, she had a sharp wit, and her clothes were on point. So long Willam. I’ll miss your pointed barbs and reminders as to which shows you were on. (Cherry Peck forever!)