I know, I know, today has turned into nothing but Oscar this and Oscar that … don’t worry, all we have to do is make it through the weekend and we won’t have to talk about another boring-ass awards show for the rest of the year. Or at least until studios start releasing all their Oscar bait in the fall, because apparently the Academy has all the short-term memory of a concussion. Either way, here’s Willam Belli to take the edge off all this stupid glittery crap by reading the 2013 Academy Award nominees from cover to cover. Actually, can we have Willam host next year’s ceremony? Come on, you guys let Billy Crystal do it last year, and that old queen ended up doing blackface. This would be a step up.