‘Willam’s Beatdown’ tops Courtney Stodden again!

Willam Belli

For the second week running, I was faced with the moral dilemma of choosing between posting a new episode of Willam’s Beatdown or about Courtney Stodden being a meatloaf-faced troll hooker. Once again, I went with Willam’s Beatdown, because the show is really funny and also because I don’t hate myself enough to write about Courtney. Anyway, in the new episode, Willam Belli discusses stuff like what to do if you’re born with tiny breastesses, how to clean your stinky vajeen, how to let your older boyfriend do your makeup, and fisting. Which is probably what I would have written about if I went with the Courtney post. BLAMMO! Tying it all together at the end!

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