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Willam Belli teaches us how to tuck … safely!

Willam Belli teaches us how to tuck … safely!
April 5, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Willam Belli

Okay, real talk here: I’m deathly afraid of the idea of tucking. For a very good reason! One time, I accidentally hit my junk on a pole and ended up sending one of my jewels … you know. Up there. It hurt like hell, and I ended up getting a wicked bad hernia … it was awful. I got a scar on my stomach and I had to stay in the hospital for a week. Thankfully, we have free healthcare in Canada, but spending a week in a hospital with a catheter up your urethra watching French daytime TV? Hell. Absolute hell. Anyway, learn from my mistakes! Watch the latest episode of Willam’s This Is Not The Beatdown (probably NSFW) and let Willam Belli teach you how to tuck safely!

So you’ve mastered an ombre eyebrow? OK, girl. Now learn to hide your balls better. Teach yourself how to tuck with this tutorial. THIS IS FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES. You’re Welcome.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.