You know what’s better than duping some poor dumb shlump into marrying you for the sake of turning it into a multi-million dollar TV special? Marrying the guy who knocked you up while you were still married to the first shlump because you apparently have a problem with having children out of wedlock, but have no problem with getting famous using a sex tape. Which is of course what Kim Kardashian is doing, because Kanye West is a much bigger ratings draw than some run of the mill basketball player. EntertainmentWise reports …
“Kim has been totally quiet about whether or not she and Kanye are going to tie the knot,” a source told RadarOnline, “before she has the baby, Even people who are really close to her don’t know what she has decided to do!” Since being with Kanye she’s made it clear he’s the one she wants to marry once she’s free from the Humphries marriage and her recent persistence to get the case sorted has been seen as a sign she wants to get down the aisle as soon as possible. “She’s not saying anything about her desire to marry Kanye, even though she’s talked about wanting to make everything legitimate before,” they added.
Except Kim and Kanye have spent just a handful of days together since they announced the pregnancy, but no, I’m sure a shotgun wedding meant to avoid a bastard kid will work swimmingly for these two.
Kim: Hey Kanye, want to get married for a TV special before the baby comes?
Kanye: Well, ummm … I’d love to, but I seem to have a bad case of death.
Kim: What are you—
Kanye: *Jumps out a window* MY ONLY REGRET IS NOT TALKING ABOUT MYSELF MORE! *Thud*