Justin Bieber is enabling will.i.am

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We here at Popbytes have made our position on will.i.am perfectly clear: the bitch needs to stop popping up on every track so that he can auto-tune it into a eurotrash mess that is completely indistinguishable from the sound of someone taking a massive dump on everything you love (e.g., puppies). But he’s not stopping yet, because now he’s about to produce a few tracks for Justin Bieber‘s new album.

“There has been talk for him to do some things with Justin, now that the Black Eyed Peas are taking a brief hiatus,” a source told Hollywood Life. “Will has plenty of time to help out on working with Justin. They have certainly had discussions.” The source added: “But what I have also heard is Justin is taking his time with his next album, going through plenty of producers and collaborators to make sure everything is just right.” SOURCE

Look, Beliebers, I know we have never really gotten along – mostly because I keep making fun of you for going apeshit insane over a person of arbitrary importance – but here’s the thing: No one among us wants this to happen. You want to protect your tiny singing woodland fairy from being even more auto-tuned then he was before, and I just want will.i.am to go deaf as punishment for the auditory terrorism he has inflicted upon the world. You know what you must do: TWITTER HIM TO DEATH!

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.