Will and Jada Pinkett Smith suing ‘In Touch’?

Will and Jada

How badly did In Touch shit the bed by reporting that Will and Jada Pinkett Smith are splitting up? Real badly. The two of them are in the process of suing the crap out of the magazine for lying about their divorce, and while I generally enjoy making fun of celebrities, I don’t approve of out-right lying about them, so good on ’em. Take those bitches to the cleaners or whatever.

“Will and Jada are not splitting and they’ve already got their legal team involved,” a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com.

“Like any other A-list couple they’re used to inaccurate reports sometimes, but when it comes to their marriage, they don’t appreciate anyone demeaning it.”

According to the source, the power couple has discussed the report with their legal team and will privately decide how to proceed.

“They’re good sports and they’re laughing about it, but they have to talk about it with their legal council to protect themselves,” the source said. SOURCE

All right, here’s the thing: Sometimes we report on things here that are later refuted by celebrities. We own up to it and apologize, but the thing is, we never make up the lies or the stories, so much as we add bitchy, funny comments to them in order to help the impenetrable wall of celebrity ass-kissing go down. Which is why I actually like it when celebs sue magazines for outright lying about them: Because I don’t like posting about shit on here that isn’t true. Sure, I can probably squeeze a good joke out of it, but I’d rather get an okay joke out of something true than a good joke out of something some half-assed magazine editor pulled out of his ass.

Will and Jada

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