It’s 2013! That means people are making all kinds of resolutions to be better people for the first two weeks of the year. Tori Spelling thinks it’s time to stop being such a fat ass, which in Hollywood is code for leftover baby weight (she gave birth to her fourth kid back in August last year).
Tori resolves to “Get healthy and back into those skinny jeans (the ones that scream “We miss you T!” every time I walk past them stacked and dusty in the corner of my closet)”
I mean sure, awesome resolution Whatever. Being healthy and in shape is always great but FOR THE LAST TIME a baby belly isn’t the same as a gut! Let’s resolve to clarify that this year, shall we?