Vegas oddsmakers put Chaz Bono in dead last to win Dancing With The Stars, but I put him first to lose. Who gives a shit which celeb wins – seriously, name one winner – DWTS is all about the dance floor diet!
Could Chaz chuck the chunk and transform into a hot ass tranny? Maybe! My prediction: he’ll start off as the underdog (due to his size and sex situation) then capture America’s heart, shed some pounds and become the next Weight Watchers spokesperson. Calling it now. That’s my vision.
There’s definitely one bitch who will be this season’s Kirstie Alley: actress turned talk show host Ricki Lake. She’s already starting the campaign by blurting to Us Weekly: “I didn’t gain a LOT of weight [over the last year] but I feel like I could lose about 15 pounds. I’m going to be careful. It’s going to be weird, because having dealt with weight issues my whole life and you think deprivation, starving yourself – but I can’t do that if I’m dancing six hours a day. I’m just going to be really conscious of it. For the first time it won’t be about the pounds, it’ll be about strength and my body. I’m up for the challenge.”
This is my couple to beat — the bulge that is! See a Dancing workout with Lacy Schwimmer on my blog to get started at home! *W*