Now that Lindsay Lohan is slowly starting readjust to normal society, some dipshit has decided to let the girl drive a car again, because Lindsay Lohan and automobiles go together like Coke and Mentos. In an unrelated story, sales of armor-plated baby carriages have skyrocketed in the past hour.
The L.A. County Probation Department and officials at the Betty Ford clinic signed off this morning, so Lindsay can drive just like us. And speaking of just like us … we’re told Lindsay is not getting special treatment. The folks at Betty Ford routinely allow people “at Lindsay’s care and treatment level” the right to hit the road. SOURCE
Well this is a great idea! It’s not like anything bad has ever happened when Lindsay got behind the wheel. Except for running her car into multiple vehicles. Or hitting babies. Or that time she got into a stolen car and accidentally took three unwilling people on a cocaine-fueled chase which started this whole fucking thing. To be fair, this is what happens when your mother decides to teach you how to drive by making you play Mario Kart while she drinks.