who’s jeremy london & what the eff happened to him?

I have no idea who Jeremy London is, mostly because I never watched 7th Heaven or Party of Five because those shows both suck ass. Anyway, I now know who he is because she says he got kidnapped over the weekend and was forced to do a whole lot of drugs and buy booze, despite having a drug addiction. Or as Lindsay Lohan calls it, “Tuesday”.

Jeremy’s rep told E! News today that the former 7th Heaven star was safe after a harrowing ordeal in Palm Springs last week, when he was reportedly held hostage for 12 hours by two men who forced him to smoke dope and purchase alcohol for people in a gang-infested portion of the city.

Suspect Brandon Adams, 26, has pleaded not guilty to five felony counts, including kidnapping and carjacking.

Jeremy’s family are hoping their once fallen son uses this opportunity–whatever really happened–to “get the help he needs.” SOURCE

Wait, so you’re telling me a guy who was a drug addict got kidnapped and was forced to do a whole lot of drugs … And that’s it? Christ, that would be like if someone threw me into an unmarked white van and forced me at gunpoint to have cocktails with Tina Fey while eating delicious cake off Matthew Rush‘s abs. Only, you know, my version isn’t incredibly terrifying and emotionally scarring.

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.