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Who wants to smell like Jessica Simpson? (The smell of cash!)

Who wants to smell like Jessica Simpson? (The smell of cash!)
August 19, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Jessica Simpson

You know who doesn’t get enough credit? Jessica Simpson! Let’s be honest, when she actually was a singer, she was competing against Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, and … that didn’t go so well for her. But then she landed a reality TV show where she played dumb, and she somehow managed to turn that around into a massive clothing / shoes / accessories brand that earns her millions upon millions of dollars. Seriously, you probably can’t name one of her songs, but do you have a signature fragrance? NO! But Jessica does! It smells like sandalwood took a leak into a bottle of Fanta, but it still counts dammit! I salute you, Jessica–no one has milked the B-list quite like you.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.