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Who keeps letting Britney Spears talk?

Who keeps letting Britney Spears talk?
December 16, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

Britney Spears

Britney Spears is still in plug-mode for her new album, Britney Jean (along with her upcoming Las Vegas residency at Planet Hollywood), so her handlers decided to have her do an interview with Univision’s Despierta América. What could possibly go wrong? … Oh, she could say something kind of uncool about dating Latino guys, mangle her Spanish, and then cap off the interview by speaking Italian? Yeah, that sounds right. Seriously, whoever’s managing Britney right now: She really doesn’t have the mental capacities to handle something like this. Why would you ask her to try it anyway?

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.