Who’s ready for some Nicolas Cage sex photos?

Who’s ready for some Nicolas Cage sex photos?
November 13, 2013 JEREMY FEIST

UPDATE: A statement from our client Nicolas Cage regarding your story: “Explicit photos of myself and Ms. Fulton simply do not exist and never have.”

Nicolas Cage

Apparently, the internet just loves actor Nicolas Cage (pictured above in his sexier, younger days) to the point where anything with his face plastered on it will score you that sweet, useless Reddit Karma. Well internet, this one’s for you: There are sex photos of Nicolas (doing it with his baby mama Christina Fulton) floating around out there. And this is his O-Face (probably). TMZ reports …

Somewhere out there are stolen X-RATED PHOTOS of Nicolas Cage getting down and dirty with the mother of his son Weston … law enforcement sources tell TMZ. According to law enforcement, the intimate pics were stolen by a former handyman, who broke into Christina Fulton’s house in April and jacked four computers and box of wild photos. The handyman, Ricardo Orozco, was arrested last month and charged with felony burglary. He’s pled not guilty and is currently being held on $1 MILLION bail.

Because I have nothing else to add to this insanity, please enjoy this insanity.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.