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whatsisname and whatserface are over

whatsisname and whatserface are over
August 10, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

Yeah, remember that guy from the first three Star Wars movies that had no right to exist? He played Darth Vader or some shit like that … Oh! Hayden Christensen, that’s it. Anyway, he was engaged to that girl on The O.C. who wasn’t Marissa Cooper. Ummmm … Rachel Bilson, that’s it. Well, they’re not engaged anymore, which I’m sure must be just awful news to all of you.

Reports surfaced a couple months ago that the duo were on a break, but now the split is permanent. “Yes, the engagement is off,” Bilson’s rep tells PEOPLE, but declined to provide details on the breakup. Distance was reportedly one of the main reasons for the split. With Bilson primarily in L.A., and Christensen in Canada, “It just wasn’t working out,” says a pal of the actress. SOURCE

Oh darn, if the guy who turned Darth Vader into a big whiney pussy and the poor man’s Mila Kunis can’t make it work, then what hope do the rest of us have in this big, crazy world? Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go back to my life of not knowing that either of these two actually exist.