Whatever, Kendra Wilkinson!

Oh my God you guys, Kendra Wilkinson is officially a single mother, and it’s so hard for her! Except not really, because she’s still married to Hank Baskett and has no plans on leaving him; she just lives far away from him. Oh, and she also has nannies and fuckloads of money to raise her child. So basically, she’s not a single mother and it’s actually not all that hard for her. Ummmm … whoops?

Now, Kendra sits down with Life & Style, to discuss her heart breaking decision to take son, 11-month-old Hank, back to LA–alone.
“Not having Hank around hurts,” Kendra tells Life & Style. “Moving across the country by myself makes me think of my own mom who raised me and my brother alone. Hank’s not going to be there forever, but with him not physically here, I’m a single parent now.” SOURCE

So basically, Kendra isn’t actually a single mother? She actually just moved back to LA while her husband works away from home and two are still together with a shit ton of money between them to raise their kid? Hold on, I have to go find the world’s tiniest baton so that I may conduct the world’s tiniest string quartet in order to get across just how unfortunate this whole scenario is. And a-one, and a-two, and a-…

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