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Whatever Girl: Farrah Abraham thinks porn ruined her life

Whatever Girl: Farrah Abraham thinks porn ruined her life
January 8, 2014 JEREMY FEIST

Farrah Abraham

Stop me if you heard this one before: vaguely noteworthy, E-list attention-seeker makes a sextape in order to launch a reality TV career. She pretends it “leaked” even though she pretty much orchestrated the whole thing from beginning to end. She gets on a reality TV show. Newly kind of famous famewhore tries to pretend porn ruined her life because it’s easier to blame an easy external scapegoat than it is to admit that she’s just a terrible person. Which is what Farrah Abraham did, because really, did you expect anything more of her? No, no you didn’t. In Touch Weekly reports …

Teen Mom 2 star Farrah Abraham couldn’t stop talking about how proud she was after filming her now infamous sex tape, Farrah Superstar: Back Door Teen Mom. Now, she admits her regrets about making an adult film to In Touch.

“It made it hard to have friends and a private life and to trust family, who I feel use me for money,” Farrah tells In Touch, on newsstands now. “If I went back in time, I would not have done it. The sex tape ruined my life.”

Despite warnings from family who feared selling the X-rated tape would send a terrible message to her 4-year-old daughter, Sophia, Farrah did it anyway — and says she quickly realized it was a bad idea. “Knowing my sex tape was out there for everyone in the world to see … was overwhelming,” she says. “I wanted to hide my face and not go out or pick up my phone.”

Really? This is what ruined your life? Not getting pregnant when you were a teenager? Not using that as the basis for a reality TV career? Not showing the world what a neglectful mother you are? Not pawning your daughter off on your mother and then screaming at the only person raising your daughter? Not the pathological lying? Not buying a pretend boyfriend so you could get on Couples Therapy? No, the only steady job you’ve ever had in your life. That’s what ruined you.

Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.