What (or WHO did) Willam do on ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’?

A couple months back, Willam Belli became the first queen ever to be disqualified from RuPaul’s Drag Race, then the web threw a conniption trying to figure out what someone could possibly do to get kicked off a show about drag queens trying to tear each other’s eyes out. Oh, and then she released her new single on the exact same day and officially became ruler of the blogosphere. Well, cut to last night’s finale (the real one, anyway) where everyone’s favorite half-thunder Cat queen revealed that she actually got kicked off for getting banged by her husband, eating her feelings, and then having said food-feelings come shooting back out of her mouth during the main stage. Entertainment Weekly reports:

“When you go away to Drag Race, you can’t tell anyone — it’s top secret,” Willam said during the episode. “And I told my husband I was doing a non-union horror movie in Europe, which I’ve done before and they suck, so don’t watch them. And he didn’t believe me. He was like, ‘Why you gotta take all this drag?’ So I lied, and he followed me to the hotel. The first night, he walked on my door, and it was a delivery!”

Lots of fans have posed another question for Willam: Why did she barf on the runway just before being disqualified? At the reunion taping, an audience member posed the question to Willam, but the answer she gave didn’t make the cut in the episode that aired last night — probably because it wasn’t as juicy as we had all hoped. Since EW was at the Reunited taping, we can tell you her answer. It’s rather basic, really: Willam explained that she knew she was getting eliminated from the show, so during her lunch break that day, she gorged herself. If you remember, she was wearing a corset-style top that day. So it was simply biology at work: She ate too much and was squeezed into something too small to hold it — so something had to go. Willam did explain, however, that she cleaned up the mess herself.

Ummmm … seriously? That’s it? She got kicked off for screwing her husband? Honestly, that’s kind of weaksauce. If you’re going to get kicked off a reality TV show, the least you can do is make it a bit spicier. But whatever. Anyway, Willam also used the opportunity to drop her hot new single, Love You Like A Big Schlong featuring lots of hot man candy, watch the video below. Can you tell this is a gay blog yet?

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