In the space of a few years, the Kardashians have made enough money off of Kim Kardashian‘s now infamous sex tape to basically send anti-retroviral medication to Africa, which of course they won’t do because they deserve all that money they didn’t actually work for, dammit! So of course, when they heard about the sex tapes made by Kim’s boyfriend, Kanye West, you’d probably be correct in assuming that Kris Jenner just handed him Vivid Video’s Steve Hirsch‘s business card. “Just give him two pieces of ID and sign the release form, and we’ll take care of pretending the whole thing was an ‘accidental leak,’ welcome to the family!” Via RadarOnline …
“All of the Kardashians love Kanye and they have told him that they don’t care that the report about his sex tape came out,” a source close to the family told RadarOnline. “Kris and both Khloé and Kourtney told Kanye that this isn’t anything to worry about, and since they dealt with Kim’s tape it is no big deal.” As RadarOnline exclusively reported, Kanye filmed a 20 minute sex tape with a Kim look-a-like, which has caused great amusement for the family. “They all joked that Kanye has a type!” the source said.
Dude, are you kidding? Of course the Kardashians would be cool with this. Hell, you know how most people bring a bottle of wine with them when they go to a friend’s dinner party? The Kardashians ask you to bring a sex tape. “Oh would you look at that! A 2009 threesome with Swedish downhill skiers. My, what a fine bouquet … this’ll bring us a lot of attention.”
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