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Weston Cage is totally sane!

Weston Cage is totally sane!
July 20, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
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After having the crack kicked out of him by his babysitter and his pregnant wife, Weston Cage (son of actor Nicolas Cage) has decided the best way to prove his sanity (you know, when he’s not doing impromptu karate demonstrations for the press) is by challenging Kimbo Slice to an MMA match, because only a completely sane person would fight a GIANT MAN MADE OF ANGER AND MUSCLES.

Weston told TMZ … his dream MMA battle would be against Kimbo … a former MMA star who switched to boxing. Kimbo’s rep, Jared Ryan Shaw, has serious questions about Weston’s state of mind: “Mental stability would have had [Weston] think twice about his wishes to fight a street certified, cage tested, and boxing ring ready Kimbo Slice.” Shaw also jabbed, “Kimbo is Nic Cage famous … and Weston’s 15 minutes are up.” SOURCE

Yeah, no offense to Weston here, but dude would get his ass handed to him by an eight-year-old girl if he took her crayons, so there’s no chance a fight with Kimbo Slice would end anyway other than with Weston becoming a human-shaped puddle. Also, voluntarily asking a man twice your size to beat you into fleshy confetti is not the best way to prove you are not completely and totally certifiable.

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