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Well played, Denise Richards!

Well played, Denise Richards!
June 30, 2011 JEREMY FEIST
Denise Richards

Following in the footsteps of Sandra Bullock, Denise Richards adopted (what my former editor Stacey once dubbed) a ‘revenge baby’, which is a little baby that you love and cherish out of the goodness of your heart and just to spite your evil worm of an ex. Maybe I’m reading too far into it, you say? Well, consider this: Denise named her newly adopted baby girl after The Plaza Hotel New York’s suite Eloise which Charlie Sheen destroyed after he thought a pornstar stole his watch (on a major drug binge) while his two daughters, Sam and Lola, were just across the hall with his ex-wife.

The actress, 40, just adopted a baby girl domestically, her rep tells People magazine. “Eloise Joni Richards is named after Denise’s mom (Joni), and Denise and her daughters Sami and Lola chose the name Eloise,” the rep says. “Denise and Eloise’s big sisters couldn’t be happier and feel incredibly blessed.” SOURCE

Okay, I take it back: His wife didn’t name the baby Eloise because she hates him; HIS DAUGHTERS DID. His tiny little daughters, who probably don’t even understand how sex works, but could accurately put two and two together to figure out that daddy is a washed-up, drug-addicted misogynist loser and decided to name their baby sister Eloise just to fuck with him. Holy crap, those girls are the greatest kids ever. “Hey Dad, remember that time you wrecked a hotel because you got high and thought you got robbed by a pornstar? Because we do and we will never fucking forgive you for it. Here’s your shame manifested, motherfucker.”

Denise Richards