I know, I know: Two videos starring drag queens in one day? I may be painting myself into a corner here. Anyway, the music video for the canceled-but-then-not-canceled Weird Al Yankovic song, Perform This Way, has been released and I was totally ready to compliment Al on a killer tuck until I realized he actually just digitally plastered his own face on a dancer’s body. Bad Weird Al, BAD! Go back to the Raja video and take some notes on how a real bitch tucks his balls back into his body in order to create the illusion of a bergina.