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WE WERE THIS CLOSE! THIS CLOSE!

WE WERE THIS CLOSE! THIS CLOSE!
December 21, 2010 JEREMY FEIST

Now that we’ve established that Paris Hilton‘s … is it a career? Can you actually call it a career if she doesn’t do anything? Well, whatever. Point is, Paris Hilton’s “career” is pretty much over, and now the only way she can get her name out there is if someone tries to kill her (Successfully or not, I don’t care). So you’ll be happy to know that Paris was evacuated from her plane after a knife was found on board.

The passenger brought the discovery to the attention of a flight attendant, who then called security … Paris tells TMZ. We’re told all of the passengers were ordered to deplane. Security is now doing a sweep of the plane, looking for other weapons. Paris was on the plane with boyfriend Cy Waits in first class, of course. The video above was taken as Paris arrived at LAX this AM. SOURCE

As it turned out, the knife was actually a box cutter that belonged to the airline, but still, fact of the matter is that there was a knife. And Paris Hilton. Hermetically sealed into a metal tube thousands of feet in the air. And at no point did it ever occur to anyone that Paris could make an oopsy and accidentally slip and fall onto a knife. Fourteen times. YOU MONSTERS!